Demonizing Ahmadinejad and Zionism’s New Symbol
April 30, 2010 Press Trust of India
-- WASHINGTON:
Describing Iranian President
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as
“anti-Semitic”, US secretary
of state Mrs Hillary Clinton
today said that Tehran with its
hostile nuclear ambitions
posed a threat not only to
Israel but to the region.
“Iran, with its anti-Semitic president and hostile nuclear ambitions, continues to threaten Israel, but it also threatens the region and it sponsors terrorism,” Mrs Clinton said at the American Jewish Committee Annual Gala Dinner here.
Mrs Clinton's remarks comes just ahead of the NPT Review Conference in New York which among others would be attended by the Iranian President.
She said that any attempt by President Ahmadinejad to divert the world's attention from the real purpose of the NPT Review Conference will meet with failure.
“If President Ahmadinejad wants to come and announce that Iran will abide by their nonproliferation requirements under the NPT, that would be very good news indeed, and we would welcome that,” Mrs Clinton told reporters here. “But if he believes that by coming he can somehow divert attention from this very important global effort or cause confusion that might possibly throw into doubt what Iran has been up to, about which I don't think there is any room for doubt, then I don't believe he will have a particularly receptive audience,” she said in response to a question.
She said the Obama Administration had worked with the international community to present the leaders in Teheran with a clear choice: Uphold its international obligations and reap the benefits of normal relations, or face increased isolation and painful consequences.
“At every turn, Iran has met our outstretched hand with a clenched fist. But our engagement has helped build a growing global consensus on the need to pressure Iran's leaders to change course,” she said.
“We are now working with our partners at the United Nations to craft tough new sanctions,” she said, adding that the USA was committed to pursuing this diplomatic path. “But we will not compromise our commitment to preventing Iran from developing nuclear weapons,” she said.
Good interview with Ahmadinejad
Zionists Drop
Star of David
Adopt New Symbol
by Joe the Philosopher
In what philosophers and psychiatrists described as “a moment of clarity,” Zionist crackpots throughout the world gathered in Jerusalem to discuss the harm they were doing to the Jewish religion by using the Star of David as their symbol.
“We’re no more religious than Daffy Duck,” Ehud Barak admitted to reporters. “Real Jews were offended by us using the David thing.”
Knowing that offended Jews were nothing to mess with, the Zionists leaders adopted a new symbol which better reflected who they were: The Cuckoo Clock.
“We thought about adopting “Tweety” alone, but the clock added something special,” explained Bibi Netanyahu, who preferred a more “demonic” symbol. “The waltzing Germans made up for my objections,” Bibi said.
Because Zionism was confused with the Jewish religion, many people had assumed that the Jews were psychotic, just like the Zionists.
“We had no idea we were giving the real Jews a bad reputation,” the head of Mossad said. “Since we were using their symbols, people naturally assumed they were as crazy as we were.”
American Zionists were upset with the change. “The cuckoo clock represents something different in Israel than it does in the United States,” Abe Foxman complained. “In Israel, the cuckoo clock represents punctuality, fine craftsmanship, and bratswurth. In America, that clock is associated with the criminally insane...cuckoos, just like it says.”
The Israeli Zionists placated the Americans by offering them insider tips on the stock market. “The Zionists can’t fight among themselves or there are going to be a lot of dead bodies,” Joe Lieberman explained. Personally, Lieberman saw nothing wrong with the cuckoo clock representing his point-of-view. “I take the Israeli position...that it simply means we’re on time. Our craftsmanship is a given, considering our superior skills in all matters.”
However, several Zionists were so mad they resigned their jobs as bomb-makers. “Using the Star made us look like God’s Chosen Saints,” said one. ”Now what’s our excuse?” However, other Zionists quickly explained that they don’t need religion as an excuse to take over the world. “The smart guys should run things, that’s all,” Rupert Murdoch told Fox News.
Most Jews around the world were relieved.”I finally got that Zionist monkey off my back, “ said one. “Now I can say they’re psychotic without being called ‘anti-Semitic.’ The cuckoo clock says it all.”
German clockmakers were thrilled upon hearing the news. “Every Zionist is sure to want one,” a cuckoo clock representative said. “Maybe we can get some of our money back.”
Several versions of the Zionist cuckoo clock are available:
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(1)A happy bird with the regular dancing Prussians.
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(2)A sad bird with running Palestinians.
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(3)A euphoric bird with dancing Israeli soldiers
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(4)A Mossad cuckoo clock which hides everything including the time.
“It’s going to take a while for some of the Zionists, especially the Americans, to accept the change,” said Hillary Clinton, who was there to admire every Jew present. “Although the new symbol is beautiful and artistic, some Americans will be offended. For some reason, we associate cuckoo clocks with the mentally ill.”
Hillary Clinton: Zionist Lackey, heavy into religious concepts.
“Was it
as good for you
as it was for me?”
Hillary Clinton
Calls Ahmadinejad
Anti-semitic President
The Cuckoo Clock -
New Symbol of Zionism